saintkathryn:

BLOSSOM

BUBBLES

AND BUTTERCUP

HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES TO FIGHTING CRIME 

AND THE

FORCES

OF

EVIL

adventuresofatechie:

florris:

Reasons why you should have plants in your room

-          More clean air

-          People think you are cool

-          They look pretty

-          You can sing to them and they won’t tell you to shut up

-          You feel proud when they grow

-          You can give them cute names

-          pLAnTs

Cons: They might grow and conspire to kill you and your friends after convincing you to let it eat a dentist.

iguanamouth:

did you know everybody in this family eats rocks. just straight up eats em

hwardius:

I can’t breathe

captainmrgn:

mycalltoarmus for dakota

esqurr:

esqurr:

bird orb

killerkhaleesi:

mechanical-jewel:

lavendermenaces:

some-dragon-called-jab:

“God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him.”

― Friedrich Nietzsche

“Hell is empty. All the devils are here.”
- Shakespeare

“And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone.” —Revelation 19:20

“No.”
- “Hamlet”, 3.3.92

jbfrasier:

Neat

justice4mikebrown:

#MillionsMarchNYC December 13 (pt. 2)

officertoast:

officertoast:

I JUST SWALLOWED THE WIRE FROM MY BRACE 

PLEASE HELP

DO NOT

just-a-skinny-boy:

I can’t decide what’s funnier, the dog, or the guy that’s dying of laughter in the background