May 2013
sherwat:
chrissykilljoybitchtits:
inc-omparable:
im-fandoomed:
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our...
there are seven billion people on this planet and i have like four friends in real life
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soulstryder asked: T.T
doc-tahh asked: omg im gonna spend hours and hours on your blog i can feel it
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paradoxes-andtheoxfordcomma:
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
what part of the alphabet is the wettest?
H to O
fuck you and this joke man i spent like 5 minutes going “H I J K L M N O?” how are they wet
fictitiousfake:
J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
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tea-tears-and-bbc:
fiddickodair:
don’T try TO TELL ME THat this is not High school AU Ten & Rose
OMG
slapmytitties:
What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris
thedukeoflions:
IMAGINE IF YOU TRIED TO KICK A SHEEP WITH YOUR VELCRO SHOES AND IT JUST GOT STUCK
nialurs:
game BOY??? *bangs fist on the table* FEMINISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
